bone it like I own it 

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

bone it like I own it by hoobaju June 18, 2009

An arm like a bee's wing

Having an arm like a bee's wing is a euphemism for a man masturbating furiously, his arm moving so fast it becomes a semi-transparent blur

The Great Masturbator: Aw man I was watching Married With Children last night and Kelly Bundy was looking so hot I had an arm like a bee's wing!!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!

An arm like a bee's wing by Dick K Redcar July 6, 2010

hooked up like a dumptruck 

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

hooked up like a dumptruck by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

what looks like half an apple by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016

Carve you open like a turkey 

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

Carve you open like a turkey by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

wound up like a 10 day clock 

To be overly excited about something.

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

wound up like a 10 day clock by Holla1041 January 10, 2017

you look like an eggroll 

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

you look like an eggroll by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017