Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.

OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

jacob

the perfect person

jacob! look, he is so adorable

by NN0BB0DDY May 15, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.

Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man

by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023

Jacob kid

A kid that resembles Navjot Gill.

That is such a Jacob Kid.

by 530Jacob September 20, 2022

Jacob

The most amazing guy in the world, will treat you with the most respect and loyalty.

cares so much for everyone, and has such a big heart. Jacob is sweet, fun, loving, caring, sporty and handsome af

"jacob is so sporty I wish I was as good as him"

by xoxoariella July 26, 2021

Jacob

Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.

Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"

by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022