Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Hi

Hi, Loser. You Have No Life So You Go On F***ing Urban Dictionary Typing In Different Stuff Like Hoyah & Hi. Get A Life Karen.

Bob: my.urbandictionary.com Ugh What Should I Search... Oh I Know.. --> Hi.

Larry: Fuck You Bob.

by Real But Right. May 11, 2023

Sci-hi

Science fiction tv shows and movies that are better enjoyed when you are high.

I don’t think Quique is going to the gym tonight. He’s on the couch to watch some sci-hi.

by Keasterbunny May 12, 2023

i want to be 'his' girl

When all you think about is him or something you can link to him. He is your safe space, you just aren't sure if he still likes you or if he even wants you. You start to go crazy just trying to figure it out. Leave it be. If he is the one he will come back for you when you leave.

Jenna: I want to be 'his' girl.
K: sometimes its easier to let go.

by anonymous July 8, 2023

Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 11, 2023

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by ghostToes July 14, 2023

hi

The test word that everyone says when meeting a stranger to see if they like them.

"Hi!" Max said to his female boss.
"Fuck off," she replied.

by professional_circle July 19, 2023