Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

The Golden Thunderstorm

The time when a girl asks you to pee on her aka(golden shower) and as you pull down your pants to do the deed you continuously fart on her while you're peeing on her. Also known as "The Golden Storm"

I just gave this chick the golden thunderstorm and she loved it.

by alotlikestevie May 11, 2014

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016

Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito May 13, 2018

golden dip

The act of submerging a food in melted butter before or during the process of cooking it.

My baker suggested to me that before i put the doughnut into the oil that i must give it a golden dip so it cooks properly.

by Allday 69 December 5, 2019

Golden Gate Bridge

A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.

Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC

by N’awlins Shed Honky August 18, 2022