Green Bars

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.

Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!

by The Master of Time July 20, 2009

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...

by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

funny green

a street term for 'marijuana'

Hobo: If you won't give me any money green you could at least give me some funny green!

by 10milestereo January 29, 2010

green nose

Mid level HR executive often from Gaelic country esp. Wales

I've got a 6 month review coming up with Verity. That woman is such a green nose.

by gingerchild May 18, 2009

green box

A place to go normally in the summer time to smoke blunts, drink alcohol , and watch the seasons beer league baseball.

Green box is filled with different people everyday along with the "Green box bums" Vincent,Andy, and Debra. Many different substances and items have been lost underneath green box benches. so when your there, Watch your shit

"meet me at the "green box" we'll smoke a nice blunt.

by Beachers. December 16, 2010

Green Media

News or media that uses green screen technology to purposefully alter reality or deceive viewers.

Jimmy do you see what is on FOX!?

Fuck it Zach! That is just some green media bullshit!

by imjohsep May 17, 2011

green clusterfuck

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.

Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.

by angry mafia May 4, 2009