when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
A churchgoing girl/woman who enjoys the company of particularly effeminate and flamboyant closeted-gay Christian men but don't realize said men are probably gay (as bats are blind).
"Dude are Jess and Gina for real not a little sus of all the vibes those guys from their 'prayer group' give off?"
"Yeahdeadass I hear Mellwood Methodist is a CAVE of fruitbats."
Fruiityassmfs is an account on TikTok with 1174 followers. They make random content and share personal experiences. The account is controlled by 2 owners at the moment. They’re nice and they deserve better. (Both of the people who run the account.)