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fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

fruitbowl420

the baddest bitch of ALL time, also goes by: megangleestallion, mattyfwesh, dookieberry, or f0xxay
do you follow fruitbowl420? you do? wow! ur so cool!
fruitbowl420 by elkareyes June 20, 2021

fruitbat 

A churchgoing girl/woman who enjoys the company of particularly effeminate and flamboyant closeted-gay Christian men but don't realize said men are probably gay (as bats are blind).
"Dude are Jess and Gina for real not a little sus of all the vibes those guys from their 'prayer group' give off?"

"Yeah deadass I hear Mellwood Methodist is a CAVE of fruitbats."
fruitbat by meowcake June 21, 2021

fruit call

To call someone fruity or gay
Hey man, I heard you fruit calling a guy last night, are you cool?
fruit call by Kelvinnkat July 3, 2021

Fruitcake 

That fruitcake is unable to stand up for himself.

Fruiityassmfs

Fruiityassmfs is an account on TikTok with 1174 followers. They make random content and share personal experiences. The account is controlled by 2 owners at the moment. They’re nice and they deserve better. (Both of the people who run the account.)
AYO LOOK AT THOSE FRUIITYASSMFS BAHAHAHAHAHAH”
Fruiityassmfs by asternueva July 20, 2021