Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

by Xycrossd May 14, 2018

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

40 minutes of eating pussy

The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.

They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.

by joannangel April 8, 2022

Eat her out day

27th of May is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Macrosto May 9, 2022

A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”

Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020

Eat Ass Go Fast

The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"

Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"

by Borger__ May 27, 2021

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014