death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022

verbal death arrow

1. An innocuous comment made during conversation showing surprise at a celebrity's continued existence. This comment will lead to said celebrity's death within a week. A verbal death arrow will never miss entirely. Sometimes a celebrity will survive the arrow sustaining only injury or illness. While other times the arrow will miss and strike an unsuspecting celebrity.

2. A similar comment made about a celebrity couple's continued relationship which will inevitably lead to their separation.

1a. I can't believe (celebrity's name) is still alive.
1b. Chrissy launched the verbal death arrow at him.

2. They're still together after 10 years, amazing.

by Orangechocolateman December 1, 2010

Death Row Fuck

when a person knows they're going to break up with their partner, but has sex with them one last time without the partner knowing its the last time. different than a pity fuck or breakup sex. it is usually better than normal sex. the partner will realize this was done afterward and not during sex. done so the other gets satisfied one last time. akin to a nice meal before you take a cow out to slaughter.

Omg Brad Death Row Fucked me yesterday. He seduced me, we had sex, then he dumped me an hour later. I didn't even know he was thinking of dumping me!

by clitastical February 13, 2023

the black windmill of death

How all the colored girls fight in hip-hop clubs.Both arms flailing in a windmill fashion with a hawk-bill knife or box cutter in each hand.This usually doesn't occur until after precursory face scratching and the pulling out of hair pieces,weaves and extensions.

I saw two Negresses going after each other in the black windmill of death over some deadbeat playa.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

the death star plans

A rare move used during sexual intercourse where the female pulls open her vagina then the male ejaculates trying to land his sperm in the hole

Last night I had to use the death star plans like Luke Skaywalker

by Mr.McLoven April 20, 2017

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

The Magic Finger of death

Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima

Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole

by The fartmeister May 31, 2023