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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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David

David is the sweetest man you’ll ever meet and will be by your side even on your worst days. He never lets you have a bad day no matter what happens. David is an overall fun, loving, sweet, adorable, handsome, cute, comforting and an all around amazing guy. He will make your heart beat out of your chest because of his kindness and sympathy. Once you meet him, you never want to forget him.

He is so down to earth and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is really someone that you can trust and is the worlds most amazing listener. He deserves the whole world and more! He deserves someone that will give to him what he gives to them, if not more.

He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and his voice is something you could listen to ALL day! He’s the kind of person that makes you excited about life in every sense of the word.

It should be a crime to be as good looking as David, he has the most beautiful eyes and smile but yet, he has a heart equally as beautiful. He is a beautiful person inside and out. He is patient and willing to wait for you, nothing seems to scare him away, the only time he will run for the hills is if you’re on that hill.

One tiny problem: David is a Man United supporter ;) BUT for David you’re willing to look past that because there are so many amazing things about David that counteract any possible flaws (which are almost non existent).

David will lighten up your life like no other, so hold him tight and don’t let him go.
This guy is so amazing! He must be a David
by Danielle96 January 5, 2022
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David

An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm
Half’s david’s 50 quid
by GowanGeraldene420 November 22, 2021
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David Tennant

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty
Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too
by CaptainCrowley December 1, 2021
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david hawkins

by DreadUK August 21, 2017
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David Styles Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
David Styles Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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David

David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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