The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
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Get the Santa's Cookies and milk mug.Cooky is a very smart girl. But very easily convinced to do stuff especially the bad things. She'll forever do good in school but outside of education, shes a wreck she'll start dating the wrong people and she will know it but she will not leave that person. She is very attractive, she loves sports, and she will always risk anything for her friends. She is the best you'll ever have. POINT BLANK PERIOD!!
Person: "Have ya heard about the hot shorty who was about to fight?"
Person 2: "Why was she gonna fight?"
Person:"Her friend was getting bullied."
Person 2: "Oh hell no, who would fight for that?"
Person: "Cooky"
Person 2: "Why was she gonna fight?"
Person:"Her friend was getting bullied."
Person 2: "Oh hell no, who would fight for that?"
Person: "Cooky"
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