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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Cunt blaster

1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.

2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse

3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy
godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!

jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!

wish i could blast cunt like that guy!
by Metys December 8, 2003
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rainbow cunt

Dicks lots of dicks one thousand dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick lots of dicks
A man named Alex is a rainbow cunt
by Cutnutzoff July 3, 2017
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cunt nugget

a mixture of vaginal discharge, blood from a woman's period, and pubic hairs that have solidified.
Oh man, I found a cunt nugget while eating her out! I threw up right away!
by Lauren Dinks June 20, 2006
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cunt hunt

What men do when they need a hot pussy
by MasterX November 4, 2004
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dumb cunt

Both male and females can be one. Characturised by the severity of the blunder or idiotic act performed by that person. Another attribute is the frequency of reacuring blunders and idiotic acts performed.
Sharon Dyer (of Keswick) you lied one to many times you Dumb Cunt.

I can`t belive how many times you do such Dumb Cunt things Sharon....

You really are a Dumb Cunt (insert name here)
by Dewango February 19, 2008
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Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.
1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!
by truk213 October 13, 2009
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