soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Choc cock

It's the shit on your cock after anal, If the other person hasn't cleaned themselves

Yuck, you've turned my cock into a choc cock

by BobShocks May 13, 2017

medium cock

A common name associated with a penis of 6 or 7 inches, most common size penis.

I heard Charlie can do great with that medium cock of his.

by MrUDank December 21, 2016

Mammoth Cock

A big giant penis that has the ability to break a girls spleen.

This girl i was talking to was complaining about her spleen hurting. I got to thinking and recalled that i stuck my big giant mammoth cock inside of her a few days ago.

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023