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Christian

He/She/They are someone who is very charismatic, but mostly to cover up the fact that they’re not the most caring person. They hide their emotions deep down inside, and only show you what they want you to see. Needs an abundance of validation and affection before they give you any. The kind of friend that makes you feel good when they’re feeling bad because they don’t want to address their own problems.
Wow, Christian is acting super nice for someone who’s brother just died.
by Morgan-michellej November 23, 2021
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.
“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”
by notchrisjr February 26, 2022
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Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.
Christian B is always trying to impress girls.
by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020
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Christian Tackett

Dumb Monkey Nigger of a man hes not even funny
Bro youre so funny! unlike Christian Tackett
by Adilf hotler May 22, 2022
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Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
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