"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017

by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

a person who hops around from friend to friend smoking bowl after bowl of everyone else's dope and at the end of the day still has the same amount of dope they started their day with. Similar to a dope whore only doesn't put out.
by MDubya35 March 17, 2020

The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.
by Little Wiggler April 11, 2024

a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)
by Fatherless_southpark_fan May 17, 2022

by rustybowl November 26, 2017
