Mais

A word southern Louisiana people meaning “but” but used as “well”

Bill: hey you forgot my stuff in the truck

Tommy: Mais I didn’t know you had it in there.

by Louisiana dude August 21, 2018

May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something

Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road

by Dodel September 5, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Answar May

A go for guy who will ride for his girlfriend. A guy who will do anything for his family. A person who will put someone elses life before his/hers

Answar may saved keshia from a bus and ks now paralyzed

by 618dagod May 30, 2018

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

Kai Mai

Someone who is a lying hoe and fucks older dudes that has mini dicks and sucks fat titties. You are Kai Mai. Bitch you Kai Mai

My ex boyfriend is a Kai Mai

by drinkitupdadi June 10, 2018

Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.

- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM

by brian's whore June 30, 2019