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Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars
guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life
by wyvs July 28, 2022
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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
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Barred the fuck Out

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.
Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.
by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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Sushi Bar

A sushi bar is someone’s vagina that smells of straight seafood
“Hey! Gabby u smell like a sushi bar.”
by wermanator October 9, 2018
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bar level

(Adj.) Not bad (maybe even decent), but not good enough to choose over more popular alternatives.
Person A: I saw the new action movie on Saturday.

Person B: How good was it?

Person A: It's bar level; skip it.
by ChameleonDragon March 15, 2020
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Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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