punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

by Grapico May 31, 2006

Clown Baby

A nickname for the anti-anxiety drug, klonopin. May have originated from an episode of the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," in which the character Charlie was entered in an underground fighting club under the name "Clown Baby," and snorted unnamed white powders.

My shrink thinks I'm too jumpy, so he prescribed me some Clown Baby.

by ClownBaby88 September 10, 2011

Baby cannon

Michelle Dugger, Octo-mom, Kate Gosslin, or anyone who feels the need to give birth to more than 5 kids.

Michelle Dugger has a rapid fire vagina the way she shoots babies out of her baby cannon.

by Tater Bug October 14, 2009

Dew Baby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe mountain children who are raised primarily on Mountain Dew. These Children are characterized by poor hygiene, rotting teeth, and a general disregard for schooling. Proceed with caution as they can be dangerous in pack situations and startle easily.

"Look Lauren, there is a teenage mother beating a Dew Baby over by the shoe section in Wal-Mart. I hope they don't see us."

by Tins for lunch September 14, 2011

Fart Baby

Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.

I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger

by asswizard September 22, 2011

Anchor Baby

A guy or woman intentionally, without the others knowledge, using pregnancy as a way to trap another in a lifelong commitment, relationship or marriage. Usually by the sabotage of birth control or the lack of pulling out knowing the other isn't on bc.
Also known as "baby trapping"

"I told him I wasn't on the pill and he didn't pull out... then whispered "anchor baby" in my ear."

"The condom broke, but I looked at the wrapper and saw that there were holes poked into it..."

by Stacy Ronkowski October 15, 2017

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"

Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"

by Nick Estes February 14, 2006