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Omaha Bird Feeder

One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.

The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.

Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.

"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
by JBeano September 29, 2011
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Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up
Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!
by Masty Bate January 8, 2010
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russian bird bath

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.
by Valtrexx July 27, 2014
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fat lady with the bird

1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.

2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
by Peaknuckle June 9, 2006
mugGet the fat lady with the birdmug.

Hows your bird?

all it means WATUP!!!
Hows your bird? its flying high!= watup? im straight!
by W.p./T.f December 22, 2008
mugGet the Hows your bird?mug.

Boola Boola Bird

Mike was taking a stroll in the tropical paradise of Reading Island when a Boola Boola Bird suddenly flew overhead.
by cornmonster December 23, 2009
mugGet the Boola Boola Birdmug.

Momma Bird Feeder

The act of pressing ones lips against someone else's nose and then projectile vomiting straight up their nussy.
Hey I need to puke, let me perform a momma bird feeder on your nussy.
by CeigeBirb March 21, 2021
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