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Apple is the best girl anyone could ever have.
by wangyibo November 22, 2021
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Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022
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Apple

Apple... ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO LOOKED UP BANANA!
You are a dickhead to look up what an apple is.
by AidanK123 October 28, 2017
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Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of apple for, how can you not know you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 875482 apples at the grocery store for some stupid fucking reason"

"Jimmy used the apples to keep the doctor away, but what he didn't know was that his doctor was also his dad."
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apple bees mr brad

very fine man.
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Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.
The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.
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bob for apples

bob for apples meaning when an man and women have sex and the man eats the women's pussy with no hands
or if a women bob for apples on an man's dick
girl 1: did you here about girl 3's man? she said he bob for apples last night!
girl 2: yeah
girl 3: we bobbed for each others apple and then he stretched me.
by peefr0g_ April 26, 2021
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