Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024

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Kevin

Your giant bird pet.

Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.

by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022

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Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

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On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name

On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin

by tj06brown November 12, 2023

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Kevin

Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii

Kevin kissed your hun poi “tough”🤣

by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021

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