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Bad Idea Bears

characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!
"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009
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russian bear hug

When a female constricts her vagina around the males penis during intercourse with so much force he cannot pull out
Ya bro, I was fucking her and she must work her pussy out or something because she russian bear hugged me, it was wicked.
by Ayeyoitsgod February 8, 2017
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polar bear hunting

A gang activity in which someone attacks a white victim, chosen at random. It may or may not be a rite of initiation, or it may be a way to terrorize white people and drive them out of gang-occupied neighborhoods. Attacks are often serious and sometimes deadly.
Yo Dreymar, time to do some polar bear hunting. Gotta let em know whose streets these is.
by tp217 December 21, 2021
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Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.
Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing
by babyboiii July 8, 2010
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The 1985 Chicago Bears

The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
by Patar13 October 2, 2008
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Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech April 4, 2007
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Rusty Bear Trap

the act of sitting on the face of another and pressing their face into your bare ass while clenching, while doing so it is necesary to shit into their mouth... taco shit are preffered but any will do.
man...after eating taco johns i gave justin the worst rusty bear trap.
by M.A.C July 27, 2006
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