david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

david torres

David torres is one of the finest and loving person on earth. He has curly hair,brown eyes,skates and watches anime. He can be funny for no reason and can make smile shine even brighter. He is a Leo known to be dominant and courageous but he has a soft spot for his family and love ones. He has potential and is unique. He can make one crazy person in love with him by jus being himself. He puts himself first. Whenever someone wants to skate you’ll know where he’ll be. He has a high goals and standards he wants to meet. He has the prettiest eyes to stare into. David torres is is everything a person can ask for.

Hey have you seen David torres?

Yea. I saw him at the skatepark earlier.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling

david

by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021

David Sonikkboom yang

The real OG rider in fresno California.

How’d you get so good in riding that bike? From David Sonikkboom yang !

by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024

david

he’s a bum

did you see david he’s such a bum

by Papaws June 5, 2022

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 22, 2023