Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Dog-fuck

dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

We are so fucking screwed it's a total Dog-fuck

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

FUCK THE BURTONS

Fat dogs, flat heads, granny killers, dopey cunts and sluts.

"Fuck the burtons"

"Yeah fuck you, ya fat dog"

by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025

Fuck nigga

Somebody who pretends to be Real but they fake

That Fuck nigga didn't tell the truth

by Moneycheck December 22, 2025

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it all around

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Baby let’s fuck all night

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025