your mums fucking pussy

what every person touches fresh out of the womb

did you touch your mums fucking pussy on the way out?

by Kamhawkz1001 December 15, 2025

Go fuck yourself

YEAH HONEY! WOO! That's the spirit!

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Fuck up

It wasn't a mistake for you, you were jealous because more attractive women than you ever could have pulled showed up thinking you were me, so you lied and raped them. You thought you were better and now that it us clear that you are not you want to call it a mistake but it ISN'T that.

Hym "It's not a fuck up. You didn't fuck up, you kids yourself and got a bunch of people's kids killed with you. It's over."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Fuck-finding

Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.

Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.

by Darren and Cath December 19, 2025

Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Dog-fuck

dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

We are so fucking screwed it's a total Dog-fuck

by Modern Women December 19, 2025