triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.

P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

by Step Uncle Greg December 1, 2025

Get the fucking gun!!

Telling someone to go get th- oh shit get the FUCKING GUN!!

Mike, go get the fucking GUN!!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

fuck truck

Waymo

boy: should we waymo or lyft?

girl: let's take the fuck truck ;)

by bigbirdhousesmallbird December 4, 2025

poop fuck shit

some people in america use this

no lie i poop fuck shit ur mom yesterday

by nglam.dev December 4, 2025

you, insignificant FUCK!

in the indie game "ULTRAKILL" which is based off Dante's inferno and made by Arsi "Hakita" patala, upon defeating the first major boss of the game, Gabriel judge of hell, he will deliver a monologue describing his disbelief at being defeated by a robot, which he will finish with "you, insignificant FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER"

"What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You, insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!"

by NOTFordBoneworks December 4, 2025

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up

You have never in your life said an intelligent thing and you likely never will.

Hym "So, it isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up. If you can get your cock sucked for nothing more than being fat, I can get paid for being intelligent. I don't give a fuck what we can both do I'm not doing a reality TV dating bullshit or whatever the fuck you want to call this. You have exacerbated this, like, significantly. Like, actually you did that. At least I'm giving credit where it's due."

A retard "He's obsessed with what I'm doing to him! Lock him up for being an obsessed person!"

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025