fat fuck

marko

wow look it’s marko the fat fuck!!

by markoisfatjuul July 26, 2020

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016