by Edward Dick May 2, 2017
Get the ohh fuck?mug. by ohmyjesusfuck March 28, 2022
Get the the fuckmug. Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
Get the Fucked all to shitmug. The most used word in the world it can be said in many different ways and have many different meanings. You can also add ING, ED or ER to the end to give it a better twist.
Example in ways you use the word.
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021
Get the Fuckmug. by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
Get the Matt Fucking Tomeomug. by fuck definitions .com February 13, 2018
Get the dick fuck shitty assmug. When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.
Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
by darrel harkins March 7, 2022
Get the The Russian Spin Fuckmug.