Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins

Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me

by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025

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fuck nigga

somebody who really just on some bullshit

quit that shit fuck nigga

by Grievuz November 14, 2025

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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

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