Paul your hair

To paul your hair means to go tottaly bald

Person A: You should paul your hair
Person B: Idk i think i would look ugly

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer194 January 27, 2022

your mental health

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.

“hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”

by a homeless rabbit May 11, 2021

I'm your huckleberry

19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."

by Xcott October 7, 2006

Nize Your Beak

Slang way to tell someone to shut up, commonly used to replace vulgar, or obscene phrase such as Shut The F**K Up. Unknown by Teachers.

Arturo: Yo, Mark you're so ugly!
Mark: Nize Your Beak! Have you looked in the mirror?
Arturo: Yeah, what about you?
Mark: I said Nize Your Beak!

by FAM27 November 30, 2017

Here's Your Sign

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

by TackyJello July 1, 2004

your days are numbered

a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.

You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.

by Bogan Bob May 21, 2004

off your rocker

Crazy, out of control, nuts.

In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.

1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?

2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005