by The hung October 23, 2013
Get the water park wet mug.An awesome mixed drink consisting of:
- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix
it tastes similar to kool aid
- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix
it tastes similar to kool aid
by Marauder2112 January 12, 2009
Get the Dirty Bong Water mug.Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.
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Get the exchange my water mug.(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
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