2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

2023 Israel–Hamas war by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

There is no war in Ba Sing Se 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Except, there is. The phrase originates from the American anime Avatar, in which Ba Sing Se is secretly taken over by the Fire Nation. As propaganda, guides are brainwashed into saying, "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" whenever questioned about a possible war.

It is used in real life to satirize and joke about propaganda.

"Russia is not at war with Ukraine, as there is no war in Ba Sing Se."
"The economy in the US is fine, there is no war in Ba Sing Se"

There is no war in Ba Sing Se by iMakeMehThings March 11, 2024

Indo-Japanese war 

A war between India and Japan that spiraled out of the effects of Japan's occupation of the Dutch East Indies. Because of the occupation, this led to a discount on Japanese cars which lead to armed conflict with India in 1972

Never forget the Indo-Japanese war!

Indo-Japanese war by History_guy April 7, 2024

God of war ragnarok 

God Of War Ragnarok is a game, a game that gamed like no other game before.

Bro1:Hey bro wanna play God of war ragnarok

Bro2:smooch me right now

Bro1:bet

God of war ragnarok by Boylikefringpan143 April 22, 2024

nerf cum war 

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

nerf cum war by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

Mexican tug of war 

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

Mexican tug of war by Theuberdude May 19, 2024

Cowboy tug of war 

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

Cowboy tug of war by Iron head May 23, 2024