Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!

It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by WelshBanter June 1, 2022

GRAVITY WALKING

Gravity Walking is a technique for efficiently walking on soft sand.

Gravity Walking is slightly leaning forward from the waist about 2-3 degrees in a relaxed state with a healthy arm swing when walking in soft sand and simply landing the forward foot to keep from falling instead of trying to push off from the back foot that inevitably slips backwards wasting energy .

by phenomenous1 December 1, 2024

Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Fog walk

A 'fog walk' is a long stroll that usually takes place when you are under the influence of typically alcohol or any other substance. The 'fog walk' is experienced as 'foggy' and vague, and the day after you usually don't remember the details of the walk.

A good example of 'fog walking' is when a individual doesn't want to spend money on a taxi or other transportation modes that requires monetary transactions. The individual is then left with the only option of walking home from the bar or club, while under the influence of a intoxicating substance. The walk home from the bar thus becomes riddled with loose and vague memories and almost no recollection of the surrounding environment. Thus the 'fog walk' has been experienced.

by slarv June 5, 2024

Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.

Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'

by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022

walk in bidet

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.

Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.

by Fallout44 January 2, 2017

Power walking

An excellent cardiovascular exercise. Many people probably think that it's not so effective because it's not running and 'just walking', when really it can actually be just as good for weight loss as jogging.
Also, power walking is not simply walking at a faster pace. That's brisk walking. Power walking is walking at a fast pace (probably often even faster than brisk walking) with an arm swing.

Joe: Hey Alex, I'm going to be power walking a marathon tomorrow!
Alex: Ok, that's impressive, I guess.
Joe: Not just walking though. Power walking!
Alex: How hard can power walking a marathon be? You're just walking at a faster pace.

by EccentricCookie123 July 7, 2021