West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.
Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.
by Earth Wind and Taint October 03, 2021
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two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.
"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
by ShawnCP September 18, 2009
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Two Hundred Foot Font

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.
Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...
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Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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jumped two levels and died

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.
A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.
by Entroper October 23, 2009
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web two-dot-over

The popping of the Web 2.0 bubble and software company ideas not based on sound business fundamentals. Daniel Lyons of Newsweek fame penned this in his article "Down in the Valley" on Oct 11, 2008. "With so many Internet companies chasing so few dollars, the Web 2.0 (pronounced 'Web two-dot-oh') craze now may be moving into a new phase: Web two-dot-over."
Your new idea for a startup software company is so Web two-dot-over.
by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009
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fifty two fifty fake

When a hot bit*h sets a date with you and makes you think your gonna get to fuc*, then..... BAM, fiftytwo fity fake the dumb bitch don't show or answer her phone.
damn that broad from the golf course did the fifty two fifty fake on chris! he was waiting on night on that broad!
by catdick from da high April 25, 2010
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