Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.

If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023

Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow

Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you

by Bendagay June 8, 2019

trimmed tree

Is the meaning and nickname of a person that will help you at times, but sometimes wont stand up for you if yu are in the wrong. An over all great freind but if you at a bich you are messing with wrong person.

My best friend is a trimmed tree.

by Devildog1187 May 24, 2018

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Dope tree

To say Dope tree is to either call the tree dope or your just referencing the Friday Night Funkin' Mod about shaggy where he just says tree dope or dope tree.

Dope tree is to call the tree dope cause it's a cool gamer god.

by amooguss May 31, 2021

Budussy Tree

A nasty ass tree (callery pear tree) that smells like butt, dick, and pussy.

That budussy tree smells horrible

by Katielbowen April 22, 2022