whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

ain’t got it boss

When you just don’t have it

Frank: “Vance, you got last weeks scanned out stolen?”

Vance: “ain’t got it boss”

by Unhypnotize July 1, 2021

I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021

got milk

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on

"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"

by milkless guy August 13, 2022

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

got adrien'd

when you get friend-zoned by your crush

"Did you hear? Stacy got adrien'd by Jaxon."

by whydoiexistinthiscruelworld August 17, 2022

You just got kenned

A better saying for getting punked

You just got kenned.

by Wools August 18, 2022