Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

Potato

Vegetable

Name 3 vegetables
1. apple
2.spaggheti
3.potato
-Good job!

by OsirisSonOfSomeone September 2, 2020

Potato Scarce

A person who lacks potatoes in their life and or has a face similar to a potato

That starving child is such a potato scarce.

by Noswag October 28, 2015

Potato Master

Joshua

man hes such a Potato Master

by cortor March 28, 2023

Potato

Potatoes are the best thing to ever exist.

Boy 1: yo aren't potatoes the best.
Boy 2: I don't like potatoes.
Boy 1: man you a bitch

by Yourmomsmyh0e October 18, 2022