Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019

Pocket Monster

the full word of what pokemon really means

The pocket monster convention was spectacular!

by lenox505 January 4, 2019

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Rap Monster

A Monster who can rap, or a person who raps so wildly is sounds like a monster

Example 1;

Person A: Hey B, do you think Sulley from Monsters Inc could be a Rap Monster
Person B: Yeh dude, he sick

Example 2;

Person A; Wow he raps hard and fast, he’s a rap monster
Person B; You think so?

by A Rap Monster October 20, 2018

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021