The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.
Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
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Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
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Joe: LOL
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1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
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