Cookie

Cookie Is the god!

Cookies are God’s!

This is a fellow human.

🙍 ♀️
She is super hungry!
What should she do....?

Eat a COOKIE!!!!

by iiAlvxkz June 22, 2019

Cookie

A cookie can be used to describe a nice ass.

Damn that cookie over there.
Yes i would cookie click that.

by LilTony and Serbian Dude November 25, 2021

Milk and Cookies

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.

Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds

by Thats-so-random March 11, 2025

My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition

“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”

by Xavygravy March 17, 2022