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GESUS in a chocolate bar

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!
by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023
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Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.
1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."
by CaNoJe August 27, 2011
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creamy nutty bar

It's when a black male ejaculates on to a nutty bar stick ... Which is then eaten by the women ... Preferably by a white women
Sara: Hey Curtis I'm feeling up for an after sex treat

Curtis: How about a creamy nutty bar
by Freshbux February 9, 2014
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Bar

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.
by fngf3501 September 13, 2021
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Gay bar effect

The gay bar effect refers to the situations where safe spaces/groups for specific individuals go down hill when another group of people the space was not intended for joins to be away from the people who disrespect the individualises the space/group was intended for who than join in to get to the previous group of people the space was not for causing the space to no longer be safe for the people it was meant to protect.

Similar to how many gay bars meet their demise with straight woman seeking a safe place to get away from the straight & homophobic men who hit on them who than follow them into the gay bars making it no longer a safe place for the community it was meant for as you don't know who's just going to call you a fag on your quest to find a fellow gay man.
Our Pagan chat room is suffering the gay bar effect as an influx of Catholics storm in to force their beliefs on the atheists who just wanted a safe place away from them.
by 36368876 May 21, 2022
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Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely
I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call
by Nomski November 9, 2020
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