neat like taco meat 

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

neat like taco meat by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006

Tijuana Taco 

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.

Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.

Tijuana Taco by Caldorazo September 24, 2009

Clam Taco 

A term to describe a tight pussy that may smell like fish.
Or a sloppy hard-shelled vagine

Wow, that's at a nasty clam taco she's got!

Clam Taco by Rock Hardson November 16, 2010

Donkey Taco 

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.

Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.

Donkey Taco by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

Navajo Taco 

A traditional dish made up of fry bread, ground beef, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, and shredded cheese. There is no such thing as a Hualapai taco. Same with Hopi and Mohave. There is only 1 Taco and it is the Navajo Taco!

My mom makes the best Navajo Tacos on the rez!

Navajo Taco by K&D14 December 25, 2016

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

french taco by jackass13579 April 23, 2010

pink taco stand 

Similar to a keg stand, a pink taco stand is when two girls have their vaginas pressed up against each other and someone is eating them both out, then the licker's friends hold his or her legs in the air.

The first time Tod tasted snatch was in a pink taco stand with those strippers last night.

pink taco stand by Bradygt December 13, 2006