Speedies

Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00’s by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers

“Oi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gato”

by 3mflatty August 17, 2019

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

Speedys

National use creator code speedys in the fortnite item shop

Use code speedys in the item shop

by Speedys October 26, 2019

Speed Daddy

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019

speedy boi

A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.

"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."

by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019