matching socks

Ugh, I hate matching socks
by Coral_reef April 21, 2016
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Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.
It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!
by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021
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Gucci Sock

Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
by Crunchmo March 31, 2018
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Wyoming Wet Sock

When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024
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Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.
by thir yeth thir February 08, 2024
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Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.
ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”
by randompseudonym2007 May 08, 2024
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 18, 2019
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