Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Anti-Social Smokers Club

Where to find weed in DC,

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.

by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

social akward haruto

He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her

Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto

by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021

Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.

Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.

by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025

Social experiment

The worst social experiment is what people did with animals, turning them from wild and natural to domesticated and obedient. At least other human beings deserve to suffer at the hands of other human beings when humans do the same thing to other humans(including black people), because humans are not innocent like animals. That is why all humans are a part of the problem (including black people).

No other animal besides humans would try something like a social experiment. Humans put a lot of effort into being the worst, so they deserve to be called the worst species to ever exist. Perhaps the coronavirus will lead to our extinction, would that be bad for the rest of the planet?

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

socialism

Equality that is everyone in misery without social classes and businesses taken over by the government.

I am against socialism.

by WWW9999 March 13, 2023