Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022

simp

kreggor clark

have you heard of kreggor? yeah he’s a simp.

by simpinnnn January 9, 2021

Simp

Lauren S

My god...Lauren’s such a simp

by Window due if e August 7, 2020

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

SIMP

Sucker
Idolizing

Mediocre

Pussy

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy

by Smørgerson January 18, 2023

Simpingness

When someone’s heart is full with too much love and power to keep away from the one who gave them that power. Dr. Michael Morbius is the #1 person that people have simpingness for.

“Wow, I can’t believe you’re out and about after all that simpingness that was going on.

by Doodoocacarat👹 June 27, 2022

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020