An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.
Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"
by therealsemechki January 09, 2024
That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.
Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤
by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020
A condom....
by thenewiverson December 12, 2020
by ...Topaz September 15, 2022
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022
by randomspeaker April 24, 2023
by Tried That Twice 23 March 21, 2023