Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

Burn the evidence

Smoking a joint whilst its still illegal... You light up and “burn the evidence” of your crime.

Person A: Yo, I just rolled us a joint.

Person B: Cool, let’s burn the evidence.

by Frono21 May 21, 2021

Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 13, 2023

Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 04, 2010

The burning of the Library of Alexandria

A term used to refer to a large amount of (presumably important) information being permanently lost.

P1: did you hear about imgur banning porn? It's the burning of the Library of Alexandria over there

by moosetwin April 25, 2024

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 04, 2022

Autumn burns

Crazy bitch from Arkansas

Look it’s that crazy bitch Autumn Burns!!

by Big boy 123456 September 15, 2022