1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
by The sky beast April 21, 2018
Someone who is the biggest fucking loser in every possible they play roblox on there moms iPad and suck dick in the school locker room
by Turtle jesus July 16, 2021
by BAZIINGA February 13, 2025
A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.
Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.
by Leonardo Givenchy October 04, 2022
Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."
Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"
Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."
Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"
Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"
Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."
Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"
by Flatz Buzz Bro July 30, 2020