baby goats mouth

mason daciuk favorite words

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”

by urdad1938 May 31, 2021

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putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,

by Sexydimma October 1, 2013

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Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

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Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)

WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"

by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021

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Zippy's Mouth

A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.

Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.

by Krush15 January 31, 2022

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