fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

by Max Lester April 4, 2008

this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

chin fucking

To tickle someones chin by wiggleing the fingers up and down usually for an extended period of time.

"I went to the family reunion yesterday and my aunt petunia chin fucked me. She needs to stop her chin fucking."

by dylan69 March 8, 2008

UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.

Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!

by HelloKinky June 5, 2009

un fucking believable

1) exclamation regarding something that should not have been possible to do.
2) exclamation concerning or referring to something which is impossibly astounding and/or astoundingly impossible.

Did you see the size of that guys smegma? Un-Fucking-Believable.

by Opus May 4, 2003